I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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