I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My dick has a subreddit
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
