I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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