did you get engaged???
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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