I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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