I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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