I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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