wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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