This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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