i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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