There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket