just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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