dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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