i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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