Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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