i just google imaged poop.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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