yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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