can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
