apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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