You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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