im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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