Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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