Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I see more hoeing in ur future
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