just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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