she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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