You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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