I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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