is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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