You work out of a Hotel?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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