is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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