Say something about gay babies.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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