Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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