is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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