If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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