Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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