this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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