I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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