I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
