i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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