just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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