She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
