did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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