I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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