fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
