but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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