He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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