we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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