In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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