David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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