gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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