I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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