so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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