hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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