Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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