i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
