We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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